So yesterday when I was searching the interwebs, I found this cool lawyer joke.
A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"
The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."
"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"
"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
